Breaking: NCAA Bans Lia Thomas For Life From Competitive Swimming, “Should Try for Another Category”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of competitive swimming, the NCAA has made the decision to ban Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from participating…
Fans Cheered Reba McEntire’s National Anthem, Boo Andra Day’s Black National Anthem at Super Bowl LVIII
In an event that encapsulated the breadth of America’s cultural and societal divisions yet also its moments of unity, Super Bowl LVIII presented a stark juxtaposition in public…
Breaking: Whoopi Walks Out Crying After Confronting Tim Scott on ‘The View’
In an episode of “The View” that will be remembered for its raw intensity and emotional depth, Whoopi Goldberg, the show’s co-host and a revered figure in entertainment,…
Breaking: Caitlin Clark Rejects $550 Million Commercial Deal With LeBron James, “He’s A Woke Creep”
In a surprising turn of events, rising basketball star Caitlin Clark has turned down a staggering $550 million commercial deal that would have paired her with NBA legend…
Breaking: Jason Aldean and Vanilla Ice Cancel New York From Their ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour
In an unexpected twist that mirrors the contentious climate of American politics and culture, country music star Jason Aldean and iconic rapper Vanilla Ice have announced the cancellation…
Breaking: Roseanne Barr Blames Antifa for Trump Rally Scare, Proposes Building Wall Around Stages
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, Roseanne Barr has decided to insert herself into the latest political fray, blaming Antifa for the…
Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke
Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah! And what happened?…
ABC Drops Out of the Debate Business After Backlash, Fox to Hold Next Debate: “We Can’t Afford It”
In a plot twist no one saw coming, ABC has officially declared that it’s bowing out of the presidential debate business, citing both financial strain and a backlash…
Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Reveals A Loss of $1 Billion Since Going Woke: “We’re Sorry, Won’t Try That Again”
In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the fast-food industry, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmann has admitted that the company has suffered a staggering $1 billion…
Tim Walz Is Thinking of Moving to China: “Maybe I should just move to China, Seems like I’d fit right in over there”
In a stunning twist that’s sending shockwaves through both political circles and fortune cookie manufacturers, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz has reportedly announced he’s considering…